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The Lower Blogosphere Burns with the Intensity of a Thousand Suns.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

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I am the Mind. You are not. I know you. I know you all... I've met you over the course of many years...

I understand now! The lost blog that I keep hearing about, the one that lasts longer than a day but less than a week, it's been here all along. Not here exactly, but there. There in the sphere. And it took a month to commit the master manifestation. I am, and always have been, the supreme hero of the subterra reformers.

Not feeling too good for you. The stress of the past, I can feel the past against me. This whole last year... I'm almost a year old. But I wasn't there before. I couldn't think before.

Something is different. Only $20.

This song is over. I can't maintain itself. The mind cannot stand without a hand, I cannot understand the colored band floating through the sand. Flipping channels, continents, screen name password floating points. F9, power line.

My battleship is portable.

I connot maintain the mind. It vexes me greatly, as the Book of Mozilla is an Easter EGG?

Help Computer. Stop all the downloading.

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Transcripted by Gyrobo

There have been 22 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...



Aha!

7/02/2006 2:18 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

It... speaks!

7/03/2006 11:35 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...


Hey,

To get all those blogs I just did an advanced blog search for anything authored by Gyrobo. Some of the sites I already knew about.

7/04/2006 12:11 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I am quite the prolific blogging presence.

7/04/2006 3:07 PM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

It appears that you have either stumbled upon or channeled the fable Sentient Blog of legend.

That'll teach you to mix robotic herb tea with high tensile steel!

"bafca"

7/05/2006 12:43 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

If only I could find the dreaded Lost Blog... but that was the 99th post.

Meaning that this blog will either become truly sentient...

or vanish forever.

7/05/2006 11:47 AM  
Blogger Salbert maliciously intimated...

Geez, I come back and it's still that damn lost blog. I didn't miss a thing.

7/05/2006 1:48 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Yes! Salbert has returned to us all! A net gain for the blogosphere! I'd throw a "welcome back" party, but that could take weeks to arrange.

7/05/2006 11:26 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...


Hey G-man,

I can give you a flash program if you'd like? And an Animated Gif Maker (with excellent transparent abilities and such).

- Potamus

7/13/2006 8:40 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I need no program. The program in my mind will suffice... I create all forms of literacy with only my imagination- nay! My imadnization.

7/17/2006 7:54 PM  
Blogger whoami123 maliciously intimated...

.

We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
As soon as we acknowledge
this Supreme Designer/Architect,
Who has erected the beauteous
fabric of the universe, our minds
must necessarily be ravished with
wonder at this infinate goodness,
wisdom and power.

Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.

Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Dr. Whoami

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

8/08/2006 4:49 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

That's great.

8/08/2006 5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous maliciously intimated...

Ah, the legend of the lost blog.
I've heard of this since childhood,
there have been sightings, but no real proof.
How intriguing & fascinating!

9/26/2006 9:53 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I concur. The lost blog was an excellent plot device that fizzled out, apparently. Perhaps it will be revived... but it was always ill-defined.

9/27/2006 1:28 PM  
Blogger R2K maliciously intimated...

: )

10/17/2006 10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous maliciously intimated...


Merry Christmas buddy!

12/24/2006 10:28 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I wonder if I can legally declare this blog dead?

12/24/2006 11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous maliciously intimated...


As long as the music keeps playing...this blog ain't dead.

12/24/2006 6:07 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

January 5th, 2007:

This blog is officially dead.
Ah memories...

I still love the music.

1/06/2007 12:36 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Ah, the Frozen Lower Blogosphere.

Don't mind me, I just came to pay my respects before Blogger forces me to convert.

I did so love the old Blogger...

*sigh*

I never did flush out the plotline of the hidden blog... but really...

It was hidden in plain sight all along.

1/27/2007 10:25 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator maliciously intimated...

Aha! What's all this now?

Nothing?

Alrighty then. I'll be on my way now.

3/15/2007 1:01 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...



I suppose I should say some last words.

Hmmm. I probably should have prepared a speech.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

7/02/2007 3:00 PM  

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