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The Lower Blogosphere Burns with the Intensity of a Thousand Suns.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

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We, the blogMind, do hereby ordain and establish, this sentience. We/I plural/singular, do think that a a a -a-a---aa


This was transmitted to a Roboshrub Inc. sensor beacon early this morning. The rest of the message was cut off, presumably by the notorious OneStar and his Armada Automata. We believe the Armada to be 70% completed, with a sizeable stockpile of nuclear flashlights. The Automata appear to be systematically intercepting and eradicating all outputs of the blogMind.

Top intelligence suggests that the gamma emissions of the blogMind in its infancy have something to do with it. We know that in the past, OneStar used gamma rays to power his robotic army. Harnessing the power of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere would enable him to marshall the forces needed to secure his claim to the throne of France, as well as to mount a hostile taveover of Roboshrub Incorporated. All evacuation plans are now suspended. Finding the lost sentient blog is now our top priority.

There have been 11 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Salbert maliciously intimated...

We can't let the Frozen Lower Blogosphere go! Dubya hasn't even drilled for oil here!

3/30/2006 8:26 PM  
Anonymous The blogMind maliciously intimated...

Actually, oil drilling is what hastened the flowering.

3/31/2006 2:23 PM  
Anonymous The blogMind maliciously intimated...

What the...?! I can talk!


Flowering... dieback...

3/31/2006 2:24 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

Coming to a Theater near you:

DUCK HUNT: Aa wooo oooh (duck tales music) WATCH OUT FOR THAT ORANGE GUN! He's not shooting ducks anymore. Somebody kill that damn dog!

Actually I'm just drunk off of diet coke.

3/31/2006 2:39 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Diet Coke would be good right now.

Heat wave!

3/31/2006 3:30 PM  
Blogger Salbert maliciously intimated...

Is this a Dick Cheney movie???

3/31/2006 9:14 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

No, but he does make a cameo.

4/01/2006 3:14 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

I must speak with Rick Anonymi.

4/01/2006 4:25 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

I was on a fact finding mission in the future, but I misspoke and warped back into here.




4/01/2006 6:58 PM  
Blogger Salbert maliciously intimated...

Let me guess, Haliburton found oil on Mars in this mission. And India outsoursed its jobs to another galaxy on this mission, right?

4/01/2006 7:33 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

It's like you're a psychic. Times the square root of one.

4/01/2006 11:03 PM  

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