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*rumble*
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::BOOM::

We, the blogMind, do hereby ordain and establish, this sentience. We/I plural/singular, do think that a a a -a-a---aa

*click*

This was transmitted to a Roboshrub Inc. sensor beacon early this morning. The rest of the message was cut off, presumably by the notorious OneStar and his Armada Automata. We believe the Armada to be 70% completed, with a sizeable stockpile of nuclear flashlights. The Automata appear to be systematically intercepting and eradicating all outputs of the blogMind.

Top intelligence suggests that the gamma emissions of the blogMind in its infancy have something to do with it. We know that in the past, OneStar used gamma rays to power his robotic army. Harnessing the power of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere would enable him to marshall the forces needed to secure his claim to the throne of France, as well as to mount a hostile taveover of Roboshrub Incorporated. All evacuation plans are now suspended. Finding the lost sentient blog is now our top priority.