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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Abraham Lincoln Endorses the blogMind

Beloved former President Abraham Lincon came out in support of the blogMind's emergence early this evening. He was all, "we need to keep intelligence out of our schools, and back on the farm where it belongs."

We all love 19th century superstar Abe Lincoln, but is he really a credible source in today's world of nanotechnology and supercomputers? Back when Lincoln was running the country, they didn't have supercolliders or even the most basic of televisions. So can he really be trusted to render an accurate opinion on the status of the blogMind? I mean, he's nice and all, but I need an expert on blog econometrics.

There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Salbert maliciously intimated...

His tophat didn't even have a biult in webcam/iPod/Blackberry!!!!

4/02/2006 1:05 AM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Abe wouldn't lie-- if he says we need more deep fried microchips coated in a light batter of beer and sawdust, best listen to him.

4/02/2006 11:45 AM  
Blogger Salbert maliciously intimated...

Flatlander: What kind of beer? And I prefer a nice Merlot over beer any day.

But during this long battle, Olive Martini, shaken not stirred, with a twist has been my beverage of choice.

4/02/2006 1:04 PM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

For me it's coffee, straight up, with a herring on the side.


4/02/2006 5:03 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I don't think he'd lie, but I think he's laying down on the job, being a zombie and all.

All herrings are red.

4/02/2006 8:03 PM  

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