Abraham Lincoln Endorses the blogMind
Beloved former President Abraham Lincon came out in support of the blogMind's emergence early this evening. He was all, "we need to keep intelligence out of our schools, and back on the farm where it belongs."
We all love 19th century superstar Abe Lincoln, but is he really a credible source in today's world of nanotechnology and supercomputers? Back when Lincoln was running the country, they didn't have supercolliders or even the most basic of televisions. So can he really be trusted to render an accurate opinion on the status of the blogMind? I mean, he's nice and all, but I need an expert on blog econometrics.
We all love 19th century superstar Abe Lincoln, but is he really a credible source in today's world of nanotechnology and supercomputers? Back when Lincoln was running the country, they didn't have supercolliders or even the most basic of televisions. So can he really be trusted to render an accurate opinion on the status of the blogMind? I mean, he's nice and all, but I need an expert on blog econometrics.
Summoned into Existence via Gyrobo | 11:03 PM
There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:
His tophat didn't even have a biult in webcam/iPod/Blackberry!!!!
Abe wouldn't lie-- if he says we need more deep fried microchips coated in a light batter of beer and sawdust, best listen to him.
Flatlander: What kind of beer? And I prefer a nice Merlot over beer any day.
But during this long battle, Olive Martini, shaken not stirred, with a twist has been my beverage of choice.
For me it's coffee, straight up, with a herring on the side.
Vigilance!
I don't think he'd lie, but I think he's laying down on the job, being a zombie and all.
All herrings are red.
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