Scientist Attacked By Giant Tiny Ant
How could this happen?!
A small ant of gigantic proportions attacked a Roboshrub Inc. scientist who was working on a way to make the inevitable collapse of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere evitable. "This attack is a serious setback," declared Roboshrub Inc. spokesbot Rick Anonymi. "We're up to post 97 now. If that number reaches 100 without us finding a solution, the entire Frozen Lower Blogosphere could retract its outer shell until a break-point occurs. Then it's game over." It's not clear whether the ant was functioning in coordination with the Armada Automata, although it doesn't appear to be robotic or cybernetically enhanced in any way. "On a brighter note," reported Anonymi, we're twelve steps closer to finding the legendary Lost Blog. From it, we can learn the answer to preserving a sentient blog after 100 posts. But before we find it, we need to ---- ... .. - - - - -.
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We interup your regularly scheduled post to bring you the thoughts of the blogMind:
"Toast is toasty."
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*bzzzzz*
----.--. .--.- -.-.- set up contingency plans should the Armada Automata attack before the blog becomes fully sentient. If you have any further questions, I would be happy to throw you out that window over yonder."
Summoned into Existence via Gyrobo | 12:00 AM
There have been 6 Cries of Anguish:
Postus Interruptus. I've read about that one. It can be cured with half a ton of bottle caps, melted down into a giant altar of Mr. T.
Word verification: soouse (as in, Doctor)
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That's part of MY verification code, but only because I'm royal. Sans the dance!
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WEll, why didn't you use chemical warfare on the ant? I mean, try using some insect repellent, make sure your shiny metal coat is protected before you spray the affected areas in your regeneration chamber...Ay vey, your creative juices are everlasting and ever entertaining:) Have a great week!
We've sprayed it with Roboshrub Inc. brand Skin-B-Gone Body Spray, but it didn't do anything because ants have exoskeletons.
Here are my blogs:
Coffee, Stocks and Everything In Between is at 241 posts.
The Blog Memorial: 5
Big difference from this blog. But the secret is to breeze by 100 like it's nothing. I hit 100 back when I was doing 5+ posts a day.
Ha! We will strike just as the 100th post is reached!
You cannot stop the Armada!
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