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Sunday, May 07, 2006

Scientist Attacked By Giant Tiny Ant

How could this happen?!

A small ant of gigantic proportions attacked a Roboshrub Inc. scientist who was working on a way to make the inevitable collapse of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere evitable. "This attack is a serious setback," declared Roboshrub Inc. spokesbot Rick Anonymi. "We're up to post 97 now. If that number reaches 100 without us finding a solution, the entire Frozen Lower Blogosphere could retract its outer shell until a break-point occurs. Then it's game over." It's not clear whether the ant was functioning in coordination with the Armada Automata, although it doesn't appear to be robotic or cybernetically enhanced in any way. "On a brighter note," reported Anonymi, we're twelve steps closer to finding the legendary Lost Blog. From it, we can learn the answer to preserving a sentient blog after 100 posts. But before we find it, we need to ---- ... .. - - - - -.


We interup your regularly scheduled post to bring you the thoughts of the blogMind:
"Toast is toasty."



----.--. .--.- -.-.- set up contingency plans should the Armada Automata attack before the blog becomes fully sentient. If you have any further questions, I would be happy to throw you out that window over yonder."

There have been 7 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Postus Interruptus. I've read about that one. It can be cured with half a ton of bottle caps, melted down into a giant altar of Mr. T.

Word verification: soouse (as in, Doctor)

5/07/2006 12:56 AM  
Blogger His Majesty maliciously intimated...


That's part of MY verification code, but only because I'm royal. Sans the dance!

5/07/2006 1:06 AM  
Blogger Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden maliciously intimated...

05 06 06

WEll, why didn't you use chemical warfare on the ant? I mean, try using some insect repellent, make sure your shiny metal coat is protected before you spray the affected areas in your regeneration chamber...Ay vey, your creative juices are everlasting and ever entertaining:) Have a great week!

5/07/2006 7:06 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

We've sprayed it with Roboshrub Inc. brand Skin-B-Gone Body Spray, but it didn't do anything because ants have exoskeletons.

5/07/2006 11:44 AM  
Blogger Salbert maliciously intimated...

Here are my blogs:

Coffee, Stocks and Everything In Between is at 241 posts.

The Blog Memorial: 5

Big difference from this blog. But the secret is to breeze by 100 like it's nothing. I hit 100 back when I was doing 5+ posts a day.

5/07/2006 5:45 PM  
Blogger His Majesty maliciously intimated...

Ha! We will strike just as the 100th post is reached!

You cannot stop the Armada!

5/08/2006 8:43 AM  
Blogger flu maliciously intimated...

sometimes toast is soggy.

6/27/2006 12:47 PM  

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