Time is Fluxing
The temporal and gravametric stresses resulting from the utter implosion of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere are seeping into the Frozen Lower Blogosphere at a measureable rate of .21 chromatons per microsecond. The normal seepage rate is .00015 chromatons per milisecond. I don't think I need to exagerate the implications of this.
While the finest minds at Roboshrub Inc. are working around the clock to reverse this dillution of the spacial grid, I must (as the unquestioned master of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere) prepare for the worst. Evacuation plans are being devised even as we speak. Because we all know the consequences of not having an evacuation plan.
All citizens are advised to stock up on duct tape and water. Freedom is on the march.
While the finest minds at Roboshrub Inc. are working around the clock to reverse this dillution of the spacial grid, I must (as the unquestioned master of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere) prepare for the worst. Evacuation plans are being devised even as we speak. Because we all know the consequences of not having an evacuation plan.
All citizens are advised to stock up on duct tape and water. Freedom is on the march.
Summoned into Existence via Gyrobo | 10:29 PM
There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:
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"Just like flies to a dead moose carcass, so too the Endtime Adjuster to a pending apocalypse."
from, the Book of Oldness, 13:27
Yes, unfortunately the collapse of the Sub-Blogosphere is causing massive force fielding in the Lower Blogosphere. Our only hope is for the scientists at Roboshrub Inc. to come up with a way to preven the collapse.
--==/ So sayeth the robot \==--
How dare you misquote the Book of Oldness.
-= So Sayeth the Mo'ldness =-
I just read that you, Gyrobo, live somewhere South of the North Pole and North of the South Pole. Is it safe for me to assume that you live somewhere in between??
By the way, I've kidnapped you ( or should I say I've Robotnapped you!)...details to come!!
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