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Saturday, October 29, 2005

Gyrobo Tries to Bribe Everyone with All New Timages!

For the first time since releasing his "Civil War" animation, Gyrobo has chosen to release a new batch of Timages. Will the people be swayed? As the Chief Justice of the Board of Judicial Justice and Funny Hats, it would be inappropriate of me to pass judgment on this topic. That would be a case of judicial activism, which I oppose on the grounds that it might incriminate me. All depositions and amicus briefs are due by 9 a.m. tomorrow.

There have been 6 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

As the "official" spokesman of the people of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, I also denounce judicial activism. Let the sparks fly; let the seas run green with the blood of Vulcans. Never will I lift a finger!

10/29/2005 9:15 PM  
Anonymous Kemp/Dole '96 Voter maliciously intimated...

You can't bribe the Chief Justice! I request a new trial, with a different court!

BOB DOLE CAN DECIDE THE OUTCOME!

10/29/2005 9:53 PM  
Blogger Karl the Sorcerer maliciously intimated...

I've filed your statement.

10/29/2005 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Bomb Threat maliciously intimated...

THERES A BOMB IN THE COURTROOM, THE TRIAL MUST BE DELAYED!!!

10/30/2005 5:35 AM  
Anonymous Innocent Bystanders maliciously intimated...

Oh no, a Bomb!

Everyone evacuate the Courthouse, the Trial must wait! Safety first!

10/30/2005 5:37 AM  
Anonymous Anti-Terrorist Unit maliciously intimated...

There's no bomb. Please resume milling about unhelpfully in the courtroom.

10/30/2005 2:15 PM  

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