The Darkness Before the Dawn...

Election day has ended. The numbers have been tallied, and the results of this endeavor can be viewed here free of charge. Evidently, Gyrobo lost by a single vote. The sounds of cheers and laughter can be heard throughout the halls of the Evil Party compound, but at the Children of the Lower Blogosphere's headquarters, there is only silence. As the specter of evil creeps over the broken landscape of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, it's hapless denizens are left wondering if their lives will be better now that the endless warfare and electoral campaigns are over.

When reached for comment, Gyrobo reportedly blamed his failure in the polls on those who voted for Ralph Nader. "Everyone knows those Nader votes were Gyrobo's. They stole the election!" remarked an anonymous Gyrobo staffer. Upon hearing rumors of voting impropriety, Evil Bob Dole spoke out against anyone who questioned his right to rule with an iron fist. "The system has once again prevailed. Gyrobo lost fair and square, and any attempt to overturn the results is just plain unconstitutional. Their claims of election fraud and any wrongdoing on our part is just untrue."

Unfazed by his loss, Gyrobo himself has pledged to take his case all the way to the Supreme Court of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. Will his whining bear delicious electoral fruit? Only time will tell.