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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Gyrobo Deposes Karl, Retakes Lower Blogosphere!

At 9:00 this morning, the combined armies of the Children of the Lower Blogosphere and Roboshurb Inc. deposed the ineffective dictator known as "Karl the Sorcerer" in a covert operation. As the new undisputed ruler of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, I henceforth appoint Roboshrub Incorporated's President to be Prime Minister. His duties include trolling the enemies of the Lower Blogosphere, as well as giving out random quotes and the like.

As for Karl and his anonymous sidekick, the Anonymi, they have both been cast off into the abyss of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere. Along with Evil Bob Dole, they will be entombed for all eternity! Long live Gyrobo, the true master of time and space and also the dance.

There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Wait a second! I don't want to be a stickler for details, but didn't the Burning Lower Sub-Blogosphere implode upon itself several postings ago? I remeber watching the phenomenon with great interest through my Spectral Blogoscope Micro Accelerator.

If this is the case, how, then, are Karl the Scorcerer and the Anonymi supposed to be retroactivley entombed allong with the Evil Bob Dole?

Please enlighten us, mighty Gyrobo!

11/09/2005 12:35 PM  
Blogger L>T maliciously intimated...

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11/09/2005 3:27 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

In Memorium:

Evil Bob Dole should have a statue erected.

11/10/2005 3:22 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

It's very simple. I used the residual gravametric shears of the Sub-Blogosphere to tap into a time-pocket, and then forced Karl and the Anonymi to enter the tear in space/time. They were then transported to the Sub-Blogosphere mere moments before it imploded.

Problem solved!

11/10/2005 9:08 AM  
Blogger Frida maliciously intimated...

Great, I post one comment, what do you do? You blow up THE BLOGOSPHERE!! My shrink is going to hear about this for a VERY long time.

Since Evil Bob Dole is dead, I shall have a moment of silence for him... Moment is over.

11/10/2005 5:58 PM  

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