The High Court Reaches Verdict
As the Chief Justice of the Board of Judicial Justice and Funny Hats, I, Karl Überdale, find both Lord Gyrobo the Awesome and Evil Bob Dole... guilty! Due to their use of fraud, I sentence both of those fools to the eternal fires of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere! And in another sweeping move, I hereby ban Gyrobo's lackey Roboshrub from the Frozen Lower Blogosphere! The corporate reach of Roboshrub Incorporated cannot be allowed to penetrate the free markets of the Lower Blogosphere, under constitutional precedent 123-5B. As Chief Justice, I am now the de facto ruler of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. The Anonymi will serve as my primary advisers.
This case is now ended, the execution of said sentence to be carried out immediately.
This case is now ended, the execution of said sentence to be carried out immediately.
Summoned into Existence via Karl the Sorcerer | 10:44 PM
There have been 9 Cries of Anguish:
Judicial activism, tyranny, IMPEACH THE JUDGE!
Well, he cant be worse than the other two.
Evil Bob Dole is innocent!
Hooray for Dole!!
Recuse yourself!
I have to agree with the Former Senator.
- GOD.
P.S. Karl, I know what you did with those bodies in the ocean!
inally! We can see some normalcy back in the Lower Blogsphere.
I KNEW IT WAS THE EVIL BOB DOLE!!!
This is a blasted injustice! How can you claim you speak with the voice of a democracy! You can't! Because you've not been elected!
Blogosphere politics is a tricky and turbulent business. I wouldn't want to be in Gyrobo's robotic shoe-wheel thingy.
I guess it's more of a spring, rather than a wheel. But the whole metaphor breaks down:
"I wouldn't want to be attached to his spring"
"Don't judge someone unless you've locomoted a mile on his spring"
Anyways, the future of the Lower Frozen Blogosphere is in Gyrobo's....er, wirey appendages.
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