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Monday, October 31, 2005

The Investigation is Complete

After two days and $45,024,643,125,009 taxpayer dollars, the investigation into voter fraud in the Frozen Lower Blogosphere is complete. It was determined that both Gyrobo and Evil Bob Dole committed election fraud. Therefore, there can be only one recourse: a revote. My reccommendation to Chief Justice Karl is that under ยง34-B of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere's election code, both candidates must participate in a runoff election to be held this Friday. The winner of that election will be, without question, the undisputed ruler of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. The loser will be condemned to an eternity in the Burning Sub-Blogosphere.

Although, there might not even be an eternity...

There have been 13 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Karl the Sorcerer maliciously intimated...

Your recommendation has been taken into account. I concur; there shall be a revote this Friday.

By order of the Board of Judicial Justice and Funny Hats.

10/31/2005 9:20 AM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...



10/31/2005 9:23 AM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Nothin I like more than a good old fashioned revote. Makes me feel like a kid again!

10/31/2005 9:08 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

Thousand, Million, Billion, Trillion? Fourty-five trillion dollars? But... taxes... subsidy...

Gyrobo better win this.

10/31/2005 9:32 PM  
Blogger Michael maliciously intimated...

I have a confession. I voted twice; once on my home computer and once on my worker computer. Sorry and please forgive me.

10/31/2005 11:53 PM  
Anonymous The Pope maliciously intimated...

I voted like 20 times.

For Gyrobo.

11/01/2005 1:40 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Voter fraud is awesome.

11/01/2005 9:16 AM  
Blogger Karl the Sorcerer maliciously intimated...

Aha! A confession! You'll hang for this, old friend!

11/01/2005 9:16 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I would... if you hadn't foolishly ruled the death penalty unconstitutional! Ha ha!

11/01/2005 9:17 AM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

This is all going in our report.

11/01/2005 9:18 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

I also voted multiple times, but it was by possessing others with witchcraft, so I think I'm legally covered.

11/01/2005 5:43 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

Bob Dole predicts the winner shall be Evil Bob Dole by a landslide.

Bob Dole is never wrong, accept once in '96.

11/01/2005 7:44 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

The report is in it's final stages.

Expect a huge round of indictments.

11/01/2005 10:27 PM  

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