The Investigation is Complete

After two days and $45,024,643,125,009 taxpayer dollars, the investigation into voter fraud in the Frozen Lower Blogosphere is complete. It was determined that both Gyrobo and Evil Bob Dole committed election fraud. Therefore, there can be only one recourse: a revote. My reccommendation to Chief Justice Karl is that under §34-B of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere's election code, both candidates must participate in a runoff election to be held this Friday. The winner of that election will be, without question, the undisputed ruler of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. The loser will be condemned to an eternity in the Burning Sub-Blogosphere.

Although, there might not even be an eternity...