The High Court Accepts Case of "Dole V. Gyrobo"
As the Chief Justice of the Board of Judicial Justice and Funny Hats, I, Karl Überdale, do hereby accept the case brought against Evil Bob Dole by Lord Gyrobo the Awesome. This case will test the mettle of the High Court, and set the stage for whatever future the Frozen Lower Blogosphere has. Hearings on the case begin tomorrow at noon. That's right, I make people go to work on Sundays. Want to fight about it?! I thought not. And for those of you who still don't "get" it, here's my actual profile.
The Chief Justice has spoken!
The Chief Justice has spoken!
There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:
I smell "cronyism." I think we need a balanced court! Karl the Sorcerer is biased!
-Cries!-
-Cheers-
Your attempts at subterfuge are futile. The real Karl the Sorcerer has the Fires of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere listed as one of his blogs. As you can see for yourselves, I'M the real deal.
The trial starts in fifteen hours.
JUDGE KARL THE CRONY!
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