Temporal Stresses Seeping In!
The stresses and forces that tore the Burning Sub-Blogosphere apart just a few days ago is now starting to seep into the Frozen Lower Blogosphere! Apparently, the collosal implosion in the Sub-Blogosphere wasn't contained immediately after the disaster. If the initial cause of the implosion isn't discovered, the Lower Blogosphere could go the way of the Sub-Blogosphere&mdash total oblivion!
The new Prime Minister of the Lower Blogosphere, Roboshrub, appears to be missing. As this would normally fall under his jurisdiction, I must assume the role of Warlord once again. I am fully confident that we can identify and eliminate the source of this disturbance before it claims yet another blog.
Long live the Blogosphere! Long live Liberty!
The new Prime Minister of the Lower Blogosphere, Roboshrub, appears to be missing. As this would normally fall under his jurisdiction, I must assume the role of Warlord once again. I am fully confident that we can identify and eliminate the source of this disturbance before it claims yet another blog.
Long live the Blogosphere! Long live Liberty!
Summoned into Existence via Gyrobo | 10:22 PM
There have been 3 Cries of Anguish:
I will bomb the Temple.
Check your Pop-up Comment Stabalizer Syntaxes. One of my atomic calibrating patches came loose the other day and the blog went haywire: it literally started writing itself!
I quickly had the Fakiegrind Hacker Agents put a stopper on the problem, but I still suspect that some kind of autonomous, new blog intelligence was given birth, and might be starting up its own site in a remote pocket of blogdom, biding its time and feeding on weak, poorly written youth blogs until it is stong enough to begin the Great Conflagration.
I'll look into it. However, I must confess- I saw the collapse of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere coming and did nothing to prevent it. It was all an attempt to destroy Evil Bob Dole, the Anonymi, and Karl. But then something went wrong. I didn't anticipate the levels of disco energy fluxing through the Sub-Blogosphere at the time of its implosion.
If left unchecked, ALL blogs are at risk. I must seal the breach!
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