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Friday, November 11, 2005

Temporal Stresses Seeping In!

The stresses and forces that tore the Burning Sub-Blogosphere apart just a few days ago is now starting to seep into the Frozen Lower Blogosphere! Apparently, the collosal implosion in the Sub-Blogosphere wasn't contained immediately after the disaster. If the initial cause of the implosion isn't discovered, the Lower Blogosphere could go the way of the Sub-Blogosphere&mdash total oblivion!

The new Prime Minister of the Lower Blogosphere, Roboshrub, appears to be missing. As this would normally fall under his jurisdiction, I must assume the role of Warlord once again. I am fully confident that we can identify and eliminate the source of this disturbance before it claims yet another blog.

Long live the Blogosphere! Long live Liberty!

There have been 4 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

I will bomb the Temple.

11/12/2005 12:24 AM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Check your Pop-up Comment Stabalizer Syntaxes. One of my atomic calibrating patches came loose the other day and the blog went haywire: it literally started writing itself!

I quickly had the Fakiegrind Hacker Agents put a stopper on the problem, but I still suspect that some kind of autonomous, new blog intelligence was given birth, and might be starting up its own site in a remote pocket of blogdom, biding its time and feeding on weak, poorly written youth blogs until it is stong enough to begin the Great Conflagration.

11/12/2005 9:50 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I'll look into it. However, I must confess- I saw the collapse of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere coming and did nothing to prevent it. It was all an attempt to destroy Evil Bob Dole, the Anonymi, and Karl. But then something went wrong. I didn't anticipate the levels of disco energy fluxing through the Sub-Blogosphere at the time of its implosion.

If left unchecked, ALL blogs are at risk. I must seal the breach!

11/12/2005 8:48 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

Luckily, the legislative process saves the day!


11/14/2005 8:56 PM  

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