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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Ultimate Vote

Thus begins the greatest chapter in the history of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. By the end of the day, we shall have a legitimate ruler! Who will it be?! Will it be Gyrobo, the cunning robotic clown? Or will it be Evil Bob Dole, bent on total destruction? The possibilities are endless!!! One shall emerge a clear winner. The other will be condemned to an eternity within the confines of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere!

*The polls are now closed.*

There have been 15 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I have cast my own vote... for myself. Who didn't see that coming?!

10/27/2005 9:19 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

I have votened for Gyrobo, because backstabbing never solved anything. Well, I mean, he's going to win anyway, so it won't solve anything.

Besides, I need to ride his coattails into Parliament.

10/27/2005 9:54 PM  
Blogger Adjuster maliciously intimated...

My attempts to vote using Flatlander's computer (whilst the hapless do-gooder was held in the sway of a narcoleptic swoon) were thwarted by the Gyrobian Walls of Frozen Flame.

It seems that my adversary has already cast his vote, and so I will have to find another computer from which to pledge my support for the Evil Bob Dole.

10/27/2005 10:28 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Don't worry Adjuster... once Evil Bob Dole is gone, you'll come back into the fold.

They always do...

10/27/2005 10:58 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

For once in Bob Dole's life...

Ralph Nader looks good.

10/27/2005 11:25 PM  
Blogger Michael maliciously intimated...

Exit polls are showing a close race. A real nail bitter! Good Luck Gyro

10/28/2005 12:31 AM  
Anonymous Poor and Wretched, Huddled Masses maliciously intimated...

We vote for Gyrobo!

10/28/2005 10:35 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

No one can stop the will of the people!

Evil Bob Dole will be defeated!

10/28/2005 11:49 AM  
Anonymous poverty stricken black guy maliciously intimated...

EBD took me off the streets, gave me a loaf of bread and took me into his heart.

10/28/2005 12:53 PM  
Blogger Cabe maliciously intimated...

Wow Evil Bob Dole is on Top.

Don't blame me, I protested the vote!

10/28/2005 5:23 PM  
Anonymous Dead Salesman maliciously intimated...

Evil Bob Dole is bad for the economy!
We demand higher taxes and increased government spending!

10/28/2005 5:33 PM  
Anonymous Gov. Jeb Bush maliciously intimated...

Evil Bob Dole seems to have it, the poor illiterate folks hate those butterfly electronic blog voting thingamajigs. Sorry Gyrobo, but my Highway Patrol couldn't stop the Evil vote.

10/28/2005 8:08 PM  
Anonymous Al Gore maliciously intimated...


even I'll admit it....You lost!

10/28/2005 8:22 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...


I had to build a few more robots to bolster our constituency, but I've succeeded in TURNING THE TIDE!

10/28/2005 10:22 PM  
Blogger fatman maliciously intimated...

Okay, it's been two days now; WHO WON?!

(Whaddya think this is, Iraq? And you've got a week to count the votes?)

10/30/2005 9:41 PM  

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