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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Start A Church For Fun And Profit!

Many people are sick and tired of paying taxes. Now, you don't have to! The government's separation from religious affairs makes it possible, nay practical to form your own religion. This allows you to violate zoning regulations and it bestows upon you the envied tax exempt status.

But how can you go about declaring yourself a religious institution? Don't you need to prove that you are in fact a spiritual place of worship? You just need to meet a few requirements and soon you'll be on your way to tax-exempt city! As long as you aren't soliciting political opinions and the like, you and your property can be zoned as a genuine religion! It's all in the tax code.

I plan to found the First Church of Tax Exempt Status any day now. The message of my church shall be: pay me money or you'll burn in the pits of Abaddon! It will be situated on top the still smoldering ruins of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, and the ceilings will be twenty feet high. I will lead the denizens of the Lower Blogosphere to the Promised Land.

The First Church of Tax Exempt Status, when founded, will be the official church of the Lower Blogosphere. Having a theocracy may seem old-fashioned, but it's a step up from the brutal dictatorship to which the proletarians here have been accustomed.

All I need now are some gods...

There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Michael maliciously intimated...

Will your church be serving any refreshments such as Punch or Cool-Aid?

11/29/2005 4:09 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

All we'll be serving up is JUSTICE!

Piping hot, too!

11/29/2005 9:11 PM  
Anonymous Liberal Guy maliciously intimated...

Jesus isn't Tax Exempt! He has to pay taxes like the rest of us.

11/30/2005 1:31 AM  
Anonymous Jesus maliciously intimated...

Render to Caesar the things that are Caerar's and to God the things that are God's.

By the way my Birthday is coming up in 26 days.

11/30/2005 1:51 AM  
Anonymous conservative guy maliciously intimated...

Sorry, did you say "gods?" There's only one god, and his name is Jesus H. Christ. If you don't believe me, you're going to get run off of the internet.

12/02/2005 6:15 PM  

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