Dr. Flavour Wins Nobel Prize for Temporal Doorstop
The enigmatic Fakiegrind professor known only as Dr. Flavour won world-wide praise early this morning as he unveiled his new “temporal and spacial stopping device.” This new invention will vent chromaton particles out of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere at a manageable rate of .10078 microts per millisecond, leaving it functioning at normal levels for the foreseeable future. The stopping device does have a slight gravitational drag factor, but it shouldn't interfere with the blogging processes carried out here.
Doctor Flavour, he's amazing,
Flying high above the clouds,
Zapping like a bolt 'o lightning,
He makes the Fakies proud.
Doctor, Doctor,
Flavour, Flavour,
He's super amazing, super cool.
Doctor, Doctor,
Flavour, Flavour,
His powers of infinity so rule.
Rule, rule, rule!
Cool, cool, cool!
The doorstop of infinity does rule.
-From the Tome of Infinity, Volume 1
Doctor Flavour, he's amazing,
Flying high above the clouds,
Zapping like a bolt 'o lightning,
He makes the Fakies proud.
Doctor, Doctor,
Flavour, Flavour,
He's super amazing, super cool.
Doctor, Doctor,
Flavour, Flavour,
His powers of infinity so rule.
Rule, rule, rule!
Cool, cool, cool!
The doorstop of infinity does rule.
-From the Tome of Infinity, Volume 1
Summoned into Existence via Gyrobo | 3:54 PM
There have been 6 Cries of Anguish:
Would be nice if you included an MP3.
Inconsiderate philosophical numbing fills my bowels.
I don't want to risk getting arrested for file sharing.
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The venerable doctor will be thrilled by the accolades showered upon him by the Lower Blogospherians, but first we must notify him of the great public weal his findings have brought about.
He tends to be somewhat reclusive, and shies away from public appearances.
Still no luck. He's just not answering the holo-cam.
Hi Gyrobo-- I didn't realize that you had your own blog--aren't you the main cat at Roboshrub Inc., too??
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