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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Evil Bob Dole Escapes Night Before Trial

Evil Bob Dole, outwitting the "legitimate" rulers of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, managed to escape from the Blogosphere's most secure prison about five minutes ago. The benevolent dictatorship of Gyrobo is over. Evil Bob Dole will bring true democracy back to the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. Instead of a televised trial, Evil Bob Dole demands an election. The winner will be declared the undisputed master of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. The loser will be banished forever- to the Burning Sub-Blogosphere.

How about it, Gyrobo? Are you robot enough to take on Evil Bob Dole in a fair election?

There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

Don't panic, anyone. DON'T PANIC. Roboshrub Incorporated's full and undivided resources are being allocated into the recapture of E.B.D. Please, remain inside your homes and report any suspicious activity directly to us. Your safety is our number one priority.

10/23/2005 10:27 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

It's a conspiracy! Gyrobo let him go, only to capture him again and gain more support in the polls.

Bob Dole doesn't like this, Bob Dole doesn't like this at all.

10/23/2005 11:54 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

But.... there'd be no polls if EBD never escaped!

10/24/2005 3:27 PM  
Blogger Evil Rev. Jesse Jackson maliciously intimated...

Social Justice will prevail here, and the Evil peoples will rejoice throughout the FLB, and will be persecuted no more by Gyrobo and his "good" cronies.

10/24/2005 6:34 PM  
Blogger Evil Rev. Jesse Jackson maliciously intimated...

And by the way, attempts to assasinate me and destroy my voice in the blogosphere have failed, political correctness no longer will quiet the Evil peoples.

10/24/2005 6:37 PM  

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