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The Lower Blogosphere Burns with the Intensity of a Thousand Suns.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Campaign Season Kicks Off

The race between Gyrobo and Evil Bob Dole is heating up. Never before in the history of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere have two ethereal being fought to the death in this manner. But what effect has this election had on the people of the Lower Blogosphere?

Two distinct parties have formed, centering on the two candidates. Evil Bob Dole is now in command of the "Evil Party", consisting of the Lower Blogosphere's artisans, unionists, and dairy farmers. Lord Gyrobo has frenzied his supporters into a monolithic party dubbed the "Children of the Lower Blogosphere".

Remember- the winner of this election will remain the ruler of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. The loser will be cast off into the far reaches of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere. Vote carefully.

There have been 3 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Evil Rev. Jesse Jackson maliciously intimated...

The Evil vote will not be suppressed in this vote, no more will Gyrobo control the Evil by fear, for Evil Bob Dole is our chosen leader willing to challenge the tyrant.

10/24/2005 6:40 PM  
Blogger The "Progressive" maliciously intimated...

Evil Bob Dole is Hitler! So is Gyrobo! I am protesting this election!

10/24/2005 11:28 PM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

As the self-appointed Secret Guardians of Democracy and All Other Laudable Causes, our Fakie Agents will be monitoring this election carefully, to ensure that they are carried out in a fair and "transparent" manner, as befits the decent citizens of the Lower Blogosphere and environs.

10/26/2005 4:50 PM  

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