Trouble Ahead for Evil Bob Dole
Evil Bob Dole has so far been able to maintain his hold over the denizens of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere... but rumors have been floating around. A people's movement to restore the much-despised Gyrobo to power is gaining steam. Quick, Evil Bob Dole! Destroy the world while you still have the chance! I say this not only as your top lieutenant, but as your biographer and dentist!
Summoned into Existence via Rick Anonymi | 11:18 AM
There have been 3 Cries of Anguish:
I fully endorse my report, Evil Bob Dole! You simply MUST regain control of the situation!
Evil Bob Dole, I declare your occupation of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere illegal, and against international law. You have 48 hours to leave, or I'll have Congress declare war.
Evil Bob Dole says you're goin' down, Gyrobo! If it's war you want, Evil Bob Dole will happily provide!
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