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Monday, October 17, 2005

Trouble Ahead for Evil Bob Dole

Evil Bob Dole has so far been able to maintain his hold over the denizens of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere... but rumors have been floating around. A people's movement to restore the much-despised Gyrobo to power is gaining steam. Quick, Evil Bob Dole! Destroy the world while you still have the chance! I say this not only as your top lieutenant, but as your biographer and dentist!

There have been 5 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

I fully endorse my report, Evil Bob Dole! You simply MUST regain control of the situation!

10/17/2005 11:24 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Evil Bob Dole, I declare your occupation of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere illegal, and against international law. You have 48 hours to leave, or I'll have Congress declare war.

10/17/2005 11:33 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

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10/17/2005 4:16 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

No War for Oil!

Love not War!

10/17/2005 5:33 PM  
Blogger His Majesty maliciously intimated...

Evil Bob Dole says you're goin' down, Gyrobo! If it's war you want, Evil Bob Dole will happily provide!

10/18/2005 12:25 PM  

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