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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Dolengrad Has Fallen!

The capital city of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, Dolengrad, has finally fallen before the combined armies of the Roboshrub Allience! Statues of the Evil Bob Dole have been demolished, and the people are rioting in the streets. All greet Gyrobo back as their unquestioned Lord High Executioner.

Evil Bob Dole is still missing. The hunt continues.

There have been 4 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

My liege! I salute you, Lord High Executioner!

Long live Gyrobo!

10/19/2005 11:51 AM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

Don't Trust him Gyrobo!!

The Anonymi swore an oath to Evil Bob Dole! He must be beheaded, in front of a firing squad, and on an electric chair, while being lethally injected.

10/19/2005 4:07 PM  
Blogger His Majesty maliciously intimated...

Anonymi, you coward! Evil Bob Dole ordered you to fight to the last anon, yet you turn tail and ally yourself with Evil Bob Dole's enemies!

This displeases Evil Bob Dole. Evil Bob Dole shall rise again!

10/19/2005 9:18 PM  
Anonymous Bill Cosby maliciously intimated...

Yuck Fou!

10/20/2005 1:52 AM  

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