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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

War Declared

At 12:00 p.m. on October 18, 2005, Congress (at the behest of Gyrobo) declared war on the legitimate government of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. This act of aggression against a sovereign Internet entity shall not go unimpugned. Evil Bob Dole raises the flag of war! Release the Marmosets of Death!

Behold! The true ruler of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere!

There have been 2 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger anais electra maliciously intimated...

the marmosets are planning and insurrection.
just thought you might like to know.

10/18/2005 1:25 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

Marmosets? HAH! What are they going to do? Use a complex language-like scouting system to hide from the jets?

Wait, they CAN do that. Forgive me. Sarcasm is not my forte.

10/18/2005 9:55 PM  

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