War Declared

At 12:00 p.m. on October 18, 2005, Congress (at the behest of Gyrobo) declared war on the legitimate government of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. This act of aggression against a sovereign Internet entity shall not go unimpugned. Evil Bob Dole raises the flag of war! Release the Marmosets of Death!

Behold! The true ruler of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere!