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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Evil Bob Dole Found in Spider Hole

The so-called "Butcher of the Blogosphere" is finally in custody today after being pulled out of a six foot deep camouflaged hole in the ground outside of Dolengrad. He will eventually stand trial for his crimes against the people of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, including his alleged comments that puppies are "uncute". Newly reinstated Lord High Executioner Gyrobo issued the following statement:

“Friends! Countrymen! Dregs of the Blogosphere! Today marks a great new beginning for all of us. The oppressive rule of Evil Bob Dole is over! Now begins the oppressive rule of Gyrobo! All shall fall before me! Bwa ha ha!”

Long may he rein!

There have been 7 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger His Majesty maliciously intimated...

Anonymi, you anonymous traitor! Evil Bob Dole will grind you into cosmic dust! Yeeaaarrgghh!

10/20/2005 9:10 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Save it for the trial, Dole!

10/20/2005 2:07 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

Well, then. May our two great nations...

I don't have a nation. Nevermind.

10/20/2005 3:11 PM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Long Live Gyrobo! But I fear that Evil Bob Dole's realm of influence has spread, even so far as the paved paradise of Steeltown, Canada. You may have captured his physical host body, but a malevolent spirit has been thwarting my attempts to contact the Blogospeher for some days now. Please instruct as to any methods which may be used to combat this Force of Evil.

10/20/2005 11:13 PM  
Anonymous MAWALLACE maliciously intimated...

May we rejoice in this day!
Down with E.B.D.!

10/21/2005 12:06 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Not CANADA! That's where all the cool people live!

10/21/2005 9:01 AM  
Blogger Evil Rev. Jesse Jackson maliciously intimated...

Flatlander is just another "good" ditto-head, living in his own world of ignorance, racism, and hatred of the Evil brothers.

10/22/2005 4:09 PM  

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