Evil Bob Dole Goes on Trial
The trial for my attempted ururper will begin early Monday morning. The charges against him are noteworthy and plentiful: regicide, loitering, arson, destruction of private property, destruction of government property, lewd conduct, 8 violations of the health code, unlawful child labor, bribery, software piracy, and finally a bazillion counts of crimes against humanity. Dole's lawyers are expected to make several appeals. They will fail. For I, Gyrobo, control the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. Never again will Evil Bob Dole befoul my realm with his concepts of "liberty" and "freedom". The people of the Lower Blogosphere demand brutal oppression! So shall it be.
Summoned into Existence via Gyrobo | 9:05 PM
There have been 9 Cries of Anguish:
I want to make sure Evil Bob Dole gets a fair trial by jury of his peers. Anything less would be a travesty, a shame to the lower frozen blogosphere. And inasmuch Evil Bob Dole had his assets frozen, it is essential that he receives legal counsel of the highest quality, top level security provisions are in place over proceedings and defendant, and that reparations are paid to the defendant for the atrocious crimes against the Evil ethnicity for hundreds of years by the "good" citizens of the FLB.
Okay, did EVERYONE here make a couple of extra Blogger profiles?!
I seems like I'M the only one here with no alternate personalities...
Whatcha talkin' bout, Gyrobo?
Whatcha talkin' bout INDEED. Evil Bob Dole says it looks like-
Save it for the trial, Evil Bob Dole!
Easy there, Lord High Executioner. He's not worth it.
I know, Anonymi. I know.
Whats going on in here?
Talk about Multiple Personality Syndrome.
All this red eyed stuff is for wussies! If you were truly evil, you'd be out jumping the Gyrobo Universal Peace Memorial on a flaming motorcycle, with twelve baby alligators stuffed down your t-shirt for good luck...THAT'S what I call evil!
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