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Friday, October 21, 2005

Evil Bob Dole Goes on Trial

The trial for my attempted ururper will begin early Monday morning. The charges against him are noteworthy and plentiful: regicide, loitering, arson, destruction of private property, destruction of government property, lewd conduct, 8 violations of the health code, unlawful child labor, bribery, software piracy, and finally a bazillion counts of crimes against humanity. Dole's lawyers are expected to make several appeals. They will fail. For I, Gyrobo, control the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. Never again will Evil Bob Dole befoul my realm with his concepts of "liberty" and "freedom". The people of the Lower Blogosphere demand brutal oppression! So shall it be.

There have been 13 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

Death to the Red-Eyed One!

10/21/2005 11:50 PM  
Blogger Stan maliciously intimated...

I want to make sure Evil Bob Dole gets a fair trial by jury of his peers. Anything less would be a travesty, a shame to the lower frozen blogosphere. And inasmuch Evil Bob Dole had his assets frozen, it is essential that he receives legal counsel of the highest quality, top level security provisions are in place over proceedings and defendant, and that reparations are paid to the defendant for the atrocious crimes against the Evil ethnicity for hundreds of years by the "good" citizens of the FLB.

10/22/2005 3:40 PM  
Blogger Evil Rev. Jesse Jackson maliciously intimated...

Yessa, I support the notion with my Evil brothers that reparations be paid post haste to all those desendants of the Evil ethnicity, Evil culture, and Evil race. And I oppose the "good" Gyrobo for taking Evil Bob Dole prisoner in Abu Graibia where he was denied the basic right of Evil worship, only to be transfered to Guantanamojo Bay and have his unholy books flushed down the toilets. Furthermore, I procalaim Gyrobo a tyrant unjustly holding Evil Bob Dole as a political prisoner. Its time for a change in the FLB, Vote for Evil Sharpton.

10/22/2005 4:05 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

You guys are terrorists!

10/22/2005 7:10 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Okay, did EVERYONE here make a couple of extra Blogger profiles?!

I seems like I'M the only one here with no alternate personalities...

10/22/2005 11:55 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

Whatcha talkin' bout, Gyrobo?

10/22/2005 11:56 PM  
Blogger His Majesty maliciously intimated...

Whatcha talkin' bout INDEED. Evil Bob Dole says it looks like-

10/22/2005 11:57 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Save it for the trial, Evil Bob Dole!

10/22/2005 11:57 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

Easy there, Lord High Executioner. He's not worth it.

10/22/2005 11:59 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I know, Anonymi. I know.

10/22/2005 11:59 PM  
Blogger Cabe maliciously intimated...

Whats going on in here?

Talk about Multiple Personality Syndrome.

10/23/2005 1:04 AM  
Anonymous evil kinevel maliciously intimated...

All this red eyed stuff is for wussies! If you were truly evil, you'd be out jumping the Gyrobo Universal Peace Memorial on a flaming motorcycle, with twelve baby alligators stuffed down your t-shirt for good luck...THAT'S what I call evil!

10/23/2005 5:34 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

Those poor alligator babies! Someone stop that man!

10/23/2005 8:31 PM  

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