A Tag For All Seasons

I've been... tagged! Yup. I've now gotta answer a whole heap o' questions in the multiple of seven, the most wicked of numbers (the ancient salemites knew this. The witches they burned were actually numberologists who worshipped the number seven.)

Therefore, resolved:

Seven things to do before I die:

1. Eat a million chicken cutlets.
2. Get a vanity plate.
3. Win the lottery.
4. Walk on the moon (not really; that's boring).
5. Build the random slogan array to 20,000
6. Take over the government.
7. Survive Armageddon.

Seven movies I love:

1. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
2. The Matrix
3. I, Robot
4. Bean
5. Stargate
6. Back to the Future
7. Shawshank Redemption

Seven books I love:

1. Metaplanetary
2. Superluminal
3. Lord of the Clans
4. America: The Book
5. The Time Machine
6. Soldier of Light
7. I, Robot

Seven things I say:

1. In any event...
2. I shall disembowel you!
3. --==/ So sayeth the robot. \==--
4. Uhhhhhhhhh...
5. I work for Sony- sunny- suni? It start's with "sah".
6. How likely is all that to happen.
7. I've never had a toothache. How do I know I won't enjoy it?

Seven things that attract me to… (insert your choice) people:

1. They can't be all "I hate cheese".
2. I'm gonna go with... random- no, arbitrary!
3. People who are roughly ten I.Q. points below me.
4. Robotic butler.
5. Human butler... with pacemaker, or other robotic parts.
6. Insecure and naïve.
7. The undead.

Seven things I can't do:

1. Eat marmite.
2. Lift a car with my bare hands (I can, but I don't want to).
3. Spell the word "fasdhio".
4. Become the King of France.
5. Reanimate the dead (yet).
6. Downgrade.
7. Die.

Seven people to tag:

1. Flatlander
2. Jaibahkti
3. L>T
4. Sabatkes
5. Fred
6. 49words
7. Jesus Christ