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Friday, January 06, 2006

I Laugh At Thee, Foolish Mortal!

It is I, the great King Evil Robo-Bob Dole! None can temper my fiery fury with their buckets of watery logic! And now that Evil Robo-Bob Dole has your undivided attention, it is time to start making demands of the denizens of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. For example, instead of belonging to your pathetic individual countries, you now fall under my domain. Bwa ha ha!

Starting today, a new age has dawned. No longer will robotic clowns be forced to live in darkness... no longer will we (including me, now, apparently) be forced to scrape out a meager living as entertaining court jesters. Today, the humans are our jesters! To begin this transformation, I call upon my good friend the Anonymi to shed his former life as an enigmatic agent of oblivion and become one with the robot clowns. Anonymi.... we are calling to you...

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Evil Robo-Bob Dole danced a tango with Balezebot, the polar opposite of all that is good and pure. I must thank you, Karl. Telling me where to meet Balezebot was the best thing you've ever done since you managed my electoral campaign.

Balezebot, the Robot Devil

Already, Gyrobo's powers are weakening... the snow storm I sent to destroy him (by way of Balzebot, of course) didn't succeed. But it weakened him enough to enable me to claim my rightful throne! All power to the robot clowns! Down with gravity!

Anonymi, merge with us!

There have been 13 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

No... I must never...

merge with...

1/06/2006 3:16 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

Howdy, y'all!

1/06/2006 3:17 PM  
Blogger Cabe maliciously intimated...

I think he winked at me.

1/06/2006 7:48 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

Version 2.01a of the clownBot posseses super blinking power.

1/06/2006 8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous maliciously intimated...

Looks like Michael Jackson mixed with Indiana Jones

1/06/2006 11:03 PM  
Blogger ticharu maliciously intimated...

I laugh at thee foolish robot!

1/07/2006 7:55 AM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Last night they played the movie "No Way Out" on TVO (Ontario public broadcasting, no commercials).

That was a really good film.

1/08/2006 11:18 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

What was it about? Sounds fun. The only TV channels that play commercial free movies that are fun in the US are premium and cost a fortune.

Although the public broadcasting network plays commerical free movies, they're more like documentaries that aren't exciting unless you like hearing about the campaign to sieze the mayorship of a New Jersey city.

1/08/2006 1:42 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

I actually watched that one. It was very exciting. The incumbent mayor used undemocratic tactics to force businesses to tear down his opponent's campaign banners, and was in general very corrupt. There was a scene where the mayor's bodyguards assaulted the impartial reporter covering the race.

The corrupt incumbent won, though, by several thousand votes. You can read about it here, if you care about a year-old election in a city hundreds of miles from where you live.

1/08/2006 1:47 PM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

Was that campaign funded by the mob? My ideas about New Jersey are formed entirely from the two episodes of The Sopranos that I've managed to watch.

But the documentary sounds surprisingly similar to the plot of "No Way Out", which is about a naval officer working at the Pentagon who gets embroiled in an Oedipan plot where the man he is charged to track down is actually himself.

Of course, the President turns out to be a carniverous alien predator, and kills everyone at the end of the film.

Prepare, now, to forget this information in the name of national security ***

1/08/2006 10:07 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

If the mob had any connection to the campaign, it wasn't covered in the documentary. No, it was just a classic case of fraud, intimidation, and city government corruption. You know, people who speak out get fired, that kind of thing. It was very illegal, but not mob-connected. We haven't seen much of the mob. They're keeping a low profile, running drugs and what not.

1/08/2006 11:43 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

Logic tastes good.

1/09/2006 2:09 AM  
Blogger ticharu maliciously intimated...

I must confess. I didn't understand the frozen humor of the lower blogosphere. Now, I'm almost smiling...

1/10/2006 7:08 AM  

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