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Monday, January 02, 2006

Whattup, Bob Dole?!

*accessing drive theta*

I haven't seen Evil Robo-Bob Dole around here lately. What's up wit dat?! I think it has something to do with Arial Sharon stickin' him with a shiv. Arial Sharon's always stickin' people with shives, but this is different! Evil Robo-Bob Dole is the heart and sould of this endeavor! He belongs within the light of the Lower Blogosphere... so that he may be judged harshly, and without mercy. Long live Evil Robo-Bob Dole? Long live my exhaust fumes! No creature has ever been so uncaring, so downright evil as Evil Robo-Bob Dole, and likely never will.

Wherefore art thou, Evil one? Doest thou fear thine demise at the robotic claws of Gyrobo, Lord of the Silt? That's right, I said it. I'm the Lord of the Silt, master of all dirt and dirt by-products! And I'm proud, you hear me, proud! So, Evil Robo-Bob Dole, if you're listening, do not drink the water! Arial Sharon put talcum powder in it, and since you aren't a baby, you can't handle the tooth.

*initiating file: termaLink*

Something strange... Oper- oper- operjatos...


*formatting drive*

There have been 4 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Mint Tea Mystic maliciously intimated...

This.... bodes unwell.

1/03/2006 12:33 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

Mr. Goodwrench sent me.

1/03/2006 3:03 PM  
Blogger marcy_peanut maliciously intimated...

"Since you're a baby you can't handle the tooth"??? LOL!

1/05/2006 9:40 PM  
Blogger Michael maliciously intimated...

hmmm. I wonder. Have you noticed Rock-steady has been missing too?

Happy new year

1/05/2006 11:10 PM  

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