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The Lower Blogosphere Burns with the Intensity of a Thousand Suns.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Peace Summit Planned

The great and powerful King Evil Robo-Bob Dole and his unlikely rival Gyrobo are standing dangerously close to the brink of mutually assured deletion. Egged on by Roboshrub Incorporated and the enigmatic Anonymi, the two dynamos stand ready to destroy all the known Blogosphere. The citizens of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere are being forced into penury as never before. The temporal stresses of the Sub-Blogosphere still seep in, despite Dr. Flavour's integral temporal doorstop.

To bridge the gap, I've decided to relinquish my role as Evil Bob Dole's silent partner and build a bipartisan consensus. I call on both Gyrobo and Evil Bob Dole to work together on a mutual compromise, lest the very institution of Blog itself...

could turn to radioactive dust.

The choice is yours.

There have been 8 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Cabe maliciously intimated...

Peace cannot be achieved without a moderator. I nominate freshly-returned DestructoBob. He/She/It/That will ensure peace across the blogalaxy.

12/20/2005 3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous maliciously intimated...

quit scare-mongering
There is no threat.
No radio-active dust
No mushroom clouds
No blood for blog
No

12/20/2005 9:02 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Sadly, DestructoBob's appearance was but a mere whim. We're unlikely to see her graze the Blogosphere again for quite some time.

12/20/2005 10:26 AM  
Anonymous Yoko Oh no! maliciously intimated...

DestructoBOB is a 'she'?? Shouldn't she be called DestructoBarb???

I'm with Gyrobo on this one. Count me in. All we are saying, is give peace a chance.

12/20/2005 5:44 PM  
Blogger Cabe maliciously intimated...

DestructoBob holds the key to victory. Viagra’s kryptonite is Stale Diet Root Beer left in the fridge of one thousand years....or so the legend goes.

12/20/2005 7:18 PM  
Blogger His Majesty maliciously intimated...

Et tu, Karl?

Then fall, Evil Robo-Bob Dole!

12/20/2005 10:09 PM  
Blogger Karl the Sorcerer maliciously intimated...

The fault, dear Evil Robo-Bob Dole, is not in our stars,

But in ourselves, that we are underlings.

12/20/2005 10:14 PM  
Anonymous The REAL Yoko Ono maliciously intimated...

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Shin ding WAAAAAAY!
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AAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAArrrrrRRRRRRPING!

12/20/2005 11:19 PM  

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