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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Hah! You Can't Possibly Work It Out!

Evil Robo-Bob Dole

0% Compatible

♥ Gyrobo and Evil Robo-Bob Dole have never gotten together romantically, but perhaps some day they will. The age difference may create some difficulties in terms of compatibility. The frequent arguments are not helping this relationship. Also, their difference of faith may cause friction. And the fact that Evil Robo-Bob Dole smokes could be an issue. The fact that Evil Robo-Bob Dole is a big sports fan could be divisive, in terms of how the couple spends their time. The fact that the two hold different political beliefs may be a sore spot. Evil Robo-Bob Dole may complain that Gyrobo is too sloppy. Furthermore, their astrological signs are not in harmony. Their views on children are dissimilar. Money differences may also cause relationship stress. Overall, the compatibility between Gyrobo and Evil Robo-Bob Dole is non-existent. There is no hope whatsoever for a meaningful relationship. ♥

The Dating Compatibility Test by Dating Diversions

There have been 6 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Maskatron maliciously intimated...

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12/21/2005 10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous maliciously intimated...

6'2" recently reconstructed titanium-alloy 5000-series assassin-bot seeks attractive, fun-loving, platinum-chip companion with ISO-90BX compatible ports and a shared hatred of bionic organics. Must like role-playing, disguise, grappler-arm attachments. Box# 985210

12/21/2005 10:39 AM  
Blogger L>T maliciously intimated...

I had no clue, no hint of any romantic inclinations. Now I am embaressed for hitting on gyrobo
I think robroshrub is more my type anyway. nice & shrubby

12/21/2005 11:06 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Whoa whoa whoa! What is this?!

Spreading untrue rumors again, Anonymi?! Slander!

Wait, it's in print. Libel!

He seeks to undermine the peace summit!

12/21/2005 12:04 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi maliciously intimated...

Hah! This joke post is sure to break up the summit!

Now to just- oh, hello, Evil Robo-Bob Dole! What are you- no, wait! It was all for you! Stop! Don't-

12/21/2005 4:41 PM  
Blogger Bhakti maliciously intimated...

Thanks a lot, man. I just took this test and found out that I am only 51% compatible with my latest crush! This test ruined my Merry Christmas!!!!! :(

12/23/2005 12:08 PM  

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