Revolt in the Frozen Lower Blogosphere

It's been a truly memorable two months, but the denizens of the frozen lower blogosphere appear to have completely rejected the legitimacy of their Lord High Executioner. In order to avoid a bloody civil war, I have abdicated my Throne of Corn. Now I must travel east, to the Land of Roboshrub Inc. where I will be brought back into the fold and reclaim my former position as the Lord of Silt. Farewell, my loyal followers! Never forget my brutal rein, or the oppression I brought to you all! This blog shall remain for all time, as a testament to the inhumanity of the robo-clown hybrids.

Domo Arigoto,
Farewell from Gyrobo
Former Lord High Executioner of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere