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The Lower Blogosphere Burns with the Intensity of a Thousand Suns.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Fevered Ramblings of the Inner Mind

The Frozen Lower Blogosphere is teetering on the edge of thermonuclear implosion. Rocked by the temporal stresses generated by the detonation of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere late last year, the Lower Blogosphere is determined not to let itself implode before it hits 100 posts.

It's common knowledge that the more posts a blog has, the more intelligent it is. Therefore, once the number of posts reaches 100, the Frozen Lower Blogosphere (like few other blogs) will be granted the full sentience we all enjoy. It will enjoy conciousness for a few moments, and then be utterly destroyed. A pity, but the natural progression of life. Few blogs have the potential for sentience, but it is now believed that a burst of sentient energy was the true cause of the Sub-Blogosphere's implosion.

The blogMind just cannot sustain itself when trying to process thought. 23 more posts until endRunTime is reached...

There have been 4 Cries of Anguish:

Anonymous Salbert maliciously intimated...

Luckily my blog is in the higher ranks and more intelligent. One with over 200 posts of experience tends to br smart and rational...

2/13/2006 8:20 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Dahr! Tha's 'cause youse makes several posts a day fer the duration o' its exiteration!

Also, it takes a certain kind of blog to realize self-conciousness. The Frozen Lower Blogosphere is such a great place...

Untill it implodes.

2/14/2006 10:14 AM  
Blogger Michael maliciously intimated...

Can Dr. Flav invent a patch to keep the blog from imploding?

2/14/2006 6:17 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo maliciously intimated...

Sadly, Dr. Flavour's temporal doorstep lost effectiveness over a month ago.

And that was after it was repeatedly patched.

2/14/2006 6:51 PM  

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