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Monday, November 14, 2005

Bill #493 "War on Temporal Seepage"

In conjunction with artical 49b of the Frozen Lower Blogospherian Constitution, with respect to the interblogging codes set forth by the 2004 hearings of the United Blogosphere regarding gravitational irregularities, we, the Parliamentary Congress of the People's Representative House of Officials and Legislative League, henceforth known as the FLBPCPRHOLL, propose the following legislation be taken into action.

1) That the National Guard be placed on the sites of leakage-- districts 12, 37 and 44.6-- until further notice, and that the Executive Branch, including, but not limited to, Lord High Executioner Gyrobo, be held responsible for all future disasters of this nature.

2) That a research grant of $3,472,013,110,045.33 be given to Roboshrub Incorporated to solve the error.

3) That the annual budget for the FLBPCPRHOLL be raised from $3,472,013,110,045.33 to precisely one thousand times that amount.

4) A 15% decrease in the marriage tax.

5) A restriction on the storage and sale of fried foods.

6) A lift on the ban on genetic research.


This document has been cut for more readily accessable understanding. To see the full version, including pork-barrelled issues, contact your local MP.

There have been 7 Cries of Anguish:

Blogger Bob Dole maliciously intimated...

Sounds a little too...extensive.

I'm surprised you people get voted for every election.

11/15/2005 12:10 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated maliciously intimated...

We also get to vote.

11/15/2005 9:47 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

Voting for yourselves?

Democracy at best.

11/15/2005 11:35 PM  
Blogger flatlander maliciously intimated...

It's about time that someone took a firm stance on fried food regulations in the Frozen Lower Blogosphere.

I have recently been laid low by an ill-fried hamburger, and now I'm out for blood.

11/16/2005 12:29 AM  
Blogger Adjuster maliciously intimated...

Yes! Good! Even now I feel the hatred for fast food burning within you! You will make a fine apprentice, young Flatlander.

11/16/2005 12:46 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo maliciously intimated...

Don't blame me:

I voted for "voted for."

11/16/2005 7:26 PM  
Anonymous voted for maliciously intimated...

Thank you for your vote.

11/16/2005 7:26 PM  

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